buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

(via pizza)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via thelordsbutt)

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

(via charfy)